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Well here we are: 2009. The subject I think on everyone’s mind is okane. Known to us Americans as “The Shit We Don’t Have Right Now.”

As the United States helped lead the Entire Fucking World into a global recession, I think it’s time to refocus on our budgets and start piling up the cash. I know personally I’m not that great on the subject, but I’ll try and whip it into shape.

Other New Year’s resolutions for myself are as follows:

Lessen my smoking habit. Note: I’ve made quitting attempts before and I’m not asking that of myself this time. But returning to less and less is a favorable option at this juncture.

Dance more, drink less. Alot of my money goes to having a good time at Heretic. Why not go back to the way it used to be and still go and have a good time but dance more. This will not only help my money situation, but also my health as I’ll be moving my groove thing. I may also find this helps me jiggy in other situations as I used to. Read: Have some fucking sex.

Not cut my hair. This one is kind of the easiest, of course. But other than trims, I’m going to strive to not cut my already lengthy hair in 2009. Just call me Sampson.

Feel free to post your New Years Resolutions on this post, or boast about how you achieved your goals from last year. Happy New Year.

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